guest55555 on news Rowdy Drunk Foreigners on Shanghai Subway Flash Underwear, Swing on Bars(19 comments)
It was found later that the foreigners in question were the missing scientists experimenting with somewhat successful ape-human brain transplants. (google Gary Larson) Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Beijing Government Helps Swindled American Retrieve Lost Deposit, Agency Fee(10 comments)
A valid point, but one could just as easily check into a hotel first, then spend some time looking for a legit deal. This is considering the reputation China has for fakes. Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Beijing Government Helps Swindled American Retrieve Lost Deposit, Agency Fee(10 comments)
In many countries, this type of thing wouldn't happen in the first place. So there wouldn't be a need to tell everyone about government angels swooping in to save you from your naivety. Seriously, who rents an apartment without first having a look? Whatever, he got his money back with is indeed rare in China. ... Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Stolen Diamond Surgically Removed from Chinese Woman’s Intestines in Thailand(11 comments)
Um... Ass. Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Stolen Diamond Surgically Removed from Chinese Woman’s Intestines in Thailand(11 comments)
She regrets her heist wasn't as smooth as a baby's bottom Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Stolen Diamond Surgically Removed from Chinese Woman’s Intestines in Thailand(11 comments)
Sticking a diamond up your butt seems like an odd way to steal. I bet it was a real pain in the ass. Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Stolen Diamond Surgically Removed from Chinese Woman’s Intestines in Thailand(11 comments)
If she had gotten away with it, it truly would have been a cat-ass-trophy for the owner Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Stolen Diamond Surgically Removed from Chinese Woman’s Intestines in Thailand(11 comments)
What tipped her off? Her cheeky grin? Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Stolen Diamond Surgically Removed from Chinese Woman’s Intestines in Thailand(11 comments)
They found the diamond after security decided to investigate the possibility of a bug up her ass. You know how Chinese girls can be. Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Stolen Diamond Surgically Removed from Chinese Woman’s Intestines in Thailand(11 comments)
She'll be the butt of many a joke after that incident. Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Stolen Diamond Surgically Removed from Chinese Woman’s Intestines in Thailand(11 comments)
Stealing a diamond at an international jewelry show? What an asinine thing to do. Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news ‘Red Flags’ to Watch Out for When Working in China(35 comments)
They're recycling these now? I remember reading this article some time ago. Lame. Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Woman Sends Mom Xiaomi Phone, Mom Receives Actual Bag of Rice (10 comments)
What a shocker. Just imagine all the stories like this you DON'T hear or read. Typical attitude of 'not my problem' that really irritates me in this country. Just like the guy who came to fix my freezer. He came during the daytime when I was out working and all the frozen food went bad. Not only that but he moved ... Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Truck Driver Unexpectedly Runs into Lion on Henan Highway (10 comments)
Let me get this straight. The shocked driver called the police. The shocked police called the SWAT. The dumbfounded SWAT decided to shoot it. They decided to shoot it though it was limping AWAY and likely near death. Limping, dying, terrified, mistreated (you know how Chinese are with animals) innocent little ... Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Hey You! Did You Lose Your Camera in Beijing?(3 comments)
Wow, a story about an act of honesty among Chinese? This is very rare news indeed. Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Polish IAAF Athlete Leaves Gold Medal in Beijing Cab after Night of Drinking (2 comments)
Ok, start the list of puns regarding his hammer throw achievement and his hammered state of intoxication that resulted in this incident. Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Stopped by Security, Woman Drinks Entire Bottle of Cognac Before Beijing Flight (5 comments)
Common sense lacking much? Next time, put it in checked luggage. Shame to waste such an expensive bottle of cognac. I wonder how she got it from USA to China with no incident... Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Chinese Passenger Attacks Stewardess on Beijing-Toronto Flight(11 comments)
Do you have any proof to back up that claim? If you're employing sarcasm, it doesn't show. Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Premier Li Keqiang Orders Vanilla Cappuccino in Zhongguancun, Drink Sells Out Within an Hour(7 comments)
It took seven attempts to make a decent cup of coffee? In America, if Obama visited a Starbucks it would only take one attempt, and it would be delicious. Seriously, 7 attempts? Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news China Shuts Down 35 “Dishonest,” and “Obscene,” Dating Sites (3 comments)
Millions of Chinese use dating sites. For many it's the only way they connect with others in this society. Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Jealous Husband Gets Revenge: Posts Naked Photos of Wife in Shandong Village (9 comments)
Wow, such a serious case that police 'rushed' to the crime scene! Bravo! Oh wait, it's a case of supposed infidelity where the 'honorable' husband suspected his wife of having an affair? That never happens in China! Who is to blame for this spectacle? Chinese parents! Of course, the pressure was just too great so ... Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Canadian in Love Searches for Lost Online “Girlfriend” in Shenzhen(39 comments)
I myself have used an "international matchmaking service" before I came to China. I knew I was coming anyway and figured it would be a good start to meet the girl of my dreams. The site I used was called A Foreign Affair. I was very skeptical throughout the entire ordeal because it is exactly as described ... Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Mutianyu Mishap: Canadian Accidentally Kills Old Chinese Woman On Great Wall (32 comments)
The Great Wall is crowded enough as it is, and with those narrow stairs it should be common sense to be careful if one has a sense of self preservation. Even when there's a fender bender, someone is accountable. In this case it was a death, but someone should still be held accountable. If a Chinese accidentally ... Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Man Forcibly Removed by Police after Staying in Hospital Bed for Over 3 Years(7 comments)
He needs to be transferred to a mental hospital. Full Comment>>
guest55555 on news Man Tries to Rape Co-Worker, No One Helps Her (15 comments)
I remember reading an article on Chinasmack regarding the differences between the way Japanese and Chinese are raised. One thing that stood out was their claim that Japanese are taught honor and to charge into battles with fierce determination while Chinese are raised to run away from a fight (cowards). I myself try ... Full Comment>>