Beep beep beep!! I'm a motorcycle taxi. Beep, beep, beep

Beep beep beep!! I'm a motorcycle taxi.  Beep, beep, beep
markstphns Jul 20, 2015 14:06

Beep.  Beep, beep, beep!  These people must not now I'm a motorcycle taxi.  I better beep my horn.  Beep, beep, beep!.  Hey, you Chinese people, you probably didn't notice me here next to the bus stop, looking at you.  Beep, beep, beep.  I'm a motorcycle taxi.  Want a ride?  Beep, beep, beep.  You Chinese people over there.  Is it your first day in China I'm a motorcycle taxi.  Beep, beep, beep.  Hey, white people.  Hey, white guy, I see everyday, maybe you didn't notice. Beep, beep, beep, I can give you ride, beep, beep, beep.  Hey, black guy, we Chinese aren't racist.  Beep, beep, beep.  Want a ride, this isn't New York.  Beep, beep, beep.  Beep, beep, beep, don't you people know that I can give you a ride?  Beep, beep, beep.  I guess all these people were born yesterday, and they don't realize, that I can give them a ride where they want to go, on my motorcycle. Beep, beep, beep.  Beep, beep, beep.  Beep, beep, beep. 

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