girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night.they loved each other a lot..girl:" slow down a little.. i'm scared.."boy: "no, it's so fun.."girl: ...
Many, many years ago, there lived a king. He had many beautiful daughters. And the youngest one was very lovely, and even the sun was surprised to see her when he shone on her face. Near the king's ...
Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today."A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".Later ...
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ." "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ...
Once there were two mice. They were friends. One mouse lived in the country; the other mouse lived in the city. After many years the Country mouse saw the City mouse; he said, "Do come and see ...
It’s the question on the lips of every political commentator in the country: How should President Obama spend his next four years in office?After his election victory on Tuesday, Obama pledged to ...
One of our cultural values at LinkedIn is Transformation: of Career, Company, and World. After a little over a year and a half here, I’ve truly experienced this for myself.I started my LinkedIn ...
I’ve lived in New York all my life. I’ve never experienced a storm as devastating as Hurricane Sandy. Despite the difficult aftermath, I’ve seen an incredible level of generosity and kindness ...
I’ve lived in New York all my life. I’ve never experienced a storm as devastating as Hurricane Sandy. Despite the difficult aftermath, I’ve seen an incredible level of generosity and kindness ...
Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings."Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!""Yes," said the younger, "but in all these ...
Two Pieces of CakeTom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?""I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," ...
An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?''Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.'The lady said, 'It is too ...
One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?""Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand ...
Half or Five Tenths?Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.Gerald: Because you lose too ...
Job was not a brilliant man. He swept floors for a living. He believed that Tarzan was a real man, and that all those movies were really documentaries of Tarzan's life. He was the butt of many ...
I have frequented the same chat line for more than 3 years now and have made some wonderful online friendships. However, I had become bored with the typical chat and the Internet all together. So, ...
Tess was a precocious eight-year-old when she heard her Mom and Dad talking about her little brother, Andrew. All she knew was that he was very sick and they were completely out of money. They ...
I have an article in today's NY Times about how the presidential campaigns are vacuuming up data to appeal to voters' habits in much the same what that credit card companies and retailers like ...
I’ve often wished for a magic wand that I could wave to fix my relationships with others – especially after there has been a confrontation and we’re hanging on by our fingertips or just simple ...
The pictures above are the "Four Great Inventions" of China: paper, compass, printing, and gunpowder, Thousands of years later, the Chinese seem to have become laggards in innovation. ...
We held an event in New York this week featuring an incredible group of thought leaders and executives speaking exclusively about improving the service experience for online consumers. From ...
If you’re a heavy user of social media for your job, you’ve probably identified a list of “influencers” in your network. These are people who have good-sized groups of dedicated online ...
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