A woman went on vacation,leaving her husband behing.Before she left,she told him to take care special care of her cat.The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right.Her husband said:the cat just died.She burst into tears and said.How could you be sso blunt?Why could not you have broken the news gradually! Today you could have said it was playing on the roof,tomorrow you could have said that it fell of and broken its leg,then on the third day ,you could have said the poor thing has passed away in the night.You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing.By the way ,how is my mom?

Husband:She is playing on the roof...hahhahahha